Meet the Goats Behind the Chaos
Every goat at Buck N Does Farm has a name, a personality, and absolutely no respect for our plans.Our Nigerian Dwarf herd may be small, but they make up for it with plenty of attitude, mischief, and entertainment. These are the goats behind the farm—and the reason Farmer John can so often be heard saying, “Stupid goats.” 😂
Keepsake
The Gentle Soul 🤍
Born April 19, 2022, Keepsake is the quiet one of the herd—a sweet, gentle girl who would much rather enjoy her food than get involved in everybody else’s nonsense. Her beautiful brown eyes stand out against her white coat, which earned her the nickname “Whitie” from Farmer John.
She may not be the one starting the trouble, but around here, being innocent is always questionable. 😂

Vivian
The Tiny Talker 📣
Born May 16, 2023, Vivian may be the smallest goat in the herd, but nobody forgot to give her a voice. She makes sure everyone knows exactly where she is—and probably what she thinks about everything. Her tiny size earned her the nickname “WeeWee,” but don’t let that fool you. This little girl has plenty to say. 😂

Bambi
The Boss Lady 👑
Born March 27, 2022, Bambi is the self-appointed boss of the herd—and that raspy little voice makes sure everybody knows it. She can be shy when she first meets you, but once she decides you’re okay, she turns into a total sweetheart. Bambi and Keepsake are frequent competitors at the hay feeder, where a good old-fashioned head-butting match is apparently considered exercise. Around here, Bambi may be small, but there’s no question who’s in charge. 😂

More Hooves Coming Soon 🐐
The Buck N Does herd may be small right now, but we’re just getting started. As our farm grows, so will this page. Check back to meet future additions to the herd—and see what kind of trouble they bring with them. 😂
Until then, these three keep Farmer John plenty busy. “Stupid goats.” 😂
